Neon Blair frowns at those jealous creatures who would keep her magnificence in the dark
Stoic Blair maintains a brave face for the masses, artfully hiding the inner turmoil she feels since discovering that an item as hideous as pyjama jeans actually exists
Retro Blair turns to the blessed Saint Ava Gardner for solace in this cruel world of Kardashians and Crocs
Empathetic Blair feels physical pain when she thinks of all the poor souls out there who have never worn Marc Jacobs
Concerned Blair frets that she has been photographed from the wrong side and thus is unable to adequately showcase her carefully selected headband du jour
School Blair (Classic Edition) is smug in the knowledge that she has the power to make clashing stripes and primary colours look good
Graduation Blair pulls off a mortarboard in style whilst inwardly acknowledging that Serena’s tassle looks ridiculous.
Summer Blair (White Edition) laughs at those who daren’t wear an all-white ensemble to a social occasion. Spilling is for peasants.
Condescending Blair pities the sad unfortunates who could never pull off this ugly coat with such flair