Neon Blair frowns at those jealous creatures who would keep her magnificence in the dark

Pouty Blair is glum that Prince Harry was a no-show at the Polo.

Stoic Blair maintains a brave face for the masses, artfully hiding the inner turmoil she feels since discovering that an item as hideous as pyjama jeans actually exists                   

Retro Blair turns to the blessed Saint Ava Gardner for solace in this cruel world of Kardashians and Crocs              

Empathetic Blair feels physical pain when she thinks of all the poor souls out there who have never worn Marc Jacobs

Concerned Blair frets that she has been photographed from the wrong side and thus is unable to adequately showcase her carefully selected headband du jour

Solemn Blair feels genuine sympathy for those who have never worn real pearls.                   

School Blair (Classic Edition) is smug in the knowledge that she has the power to make clashing stripes and primary colours look good

Graduation Blair pulls off a mortarboard in style whilst inwardly acknowledging that Serena’s tassle looks ridiculous.

Summer Blair (White Edition) laughs at those who daren’t wear an all-white ensemble to a social occasion. Spilling is for peasants.                   

Pretty in Pink Blair demonstrates sheer pink perfection (watch and learn, Andie Walsh)

Condescending Blair pities the sad unfortunates who could never pull off this ugly coat with such flair

School Blair (Festive Edition) effortlessly matches her belt to her candy cane ribbons in a bold showcase of her true dedication to the art of accessorising